THANK GOD FOR DRUG DEALERS WHO ARE ALSO YOUR FRIEND SO YOU CAN USE THEIR BONG INSTEAD OF A CAN
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Table Topography: Wood Furniture Embedded with Glass Rivers and Lakes by Greg Klassen
Nonsense Sculptures by Seyo Cizmic
skip to the bottom if you dont want to read my mental ramblings lmaoo~~
before bed, laying on top of my covers in a lulu bra and nike pro’s on this incredibly hot night, blogging and catching up on news. ~lmao i read the new york times online every night dont judge me im an 80 year old man at heart~ i decided to go on my photobooth to see if i could capture the happiness i was feeling in my heart onto a photograph. this is literally the FIRST selfie i took, and while i obviously see so many flaws in it, i felt obligated to post it as is, because what does a perfect selfie look like anyway.
i am not as small and fragile OR as strong and carefree as i have been in this lifetime, but this is me, right now. i am learning the importance of living in present. as of today, this is who i am. in this moment, this is elisa. today wasn’t perfect but it was pretty damn close. im learning that that is okay. “perfection is the enemy of good.” today was good. solidly good. tonight, i am proud of who i am. so yay.
IN SUMMARY here is a selfie that no one requested but i havent posted a personal picture in a while so here ya goo~ love you all. stay beautiful and wonderful and strong :****
You are beautiful
"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."
Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”