My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
i feel better now
"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.
I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.
tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.
I love this way too much
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SO MUCH WIN!!!!!
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
lost in between your lips
it’s weird how saying that two people in a relationship are “a couple”. like one person is a single. but, together, they’re “a couple”. and that’s the end of the sentence. not a couple of bananas. not a couple of low-interest rate student loans. not a couple of sweaters that stayed in your elementary school’s lost and found the entire time you were there. just a couple
I used to have long, brown hair
and then I played Bioshock Infinite and was like yoooooo Elizabeth Comstock is so cool and I love her hair because like
So I decided to cut my hair because I was determined to be Elizabeth Comstock and all was fine…
…until I remembered that my hair is actually curly
And with short, curly hair and the Avengers hype going strong, I got a lot of Black Widow comments and eventually dyed my hair red and gave into all the messages and finally started cosplaying her
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild